Jinxx's Nightmare

the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE BABES WITH INNER THIGH DISCOLORATION. YOU ARE A SPECTACULAR BEAUTY.

queensassyofthefatties:

No seriously, my inner thighs look like I rubbed dirt 

on them.

But you know what.

They are not dirt.

And they definitely don’t taste like dirt.

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*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

Hey, remember when I scraped the hell out of my hand at karate/self defense class? Photobucket remembers.

Hey, remember when I scraped the hell out of my hand at karate/self defense class? Photobucket remembers.

also cc: poop